About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation.—
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As a Virtizen you have the right to step up onto your soap-box and let your voice be heard all across the vast Virtual States of America and beyond, out yonder on the internet. We will help you. We Virtizens must take it upon ourselves to help our friends and neighbors over there in the United States of America, our physical brethren, who are engaged in an epic struggle against moral decline and financial ruin. It is uncertain whether they can prevail against the forces they are aligned against or whether their leaders have come to grips with the root of the problems they face, many of which they have brought upon themselves.
We must not shrink from our responsibilities to our fellow man. Harking back to another time and borrowing from Winston Churchill, we must
“take up our task with buoyancy and hope and feel sure that our cause will not be suffered to fail among men. At this time we feel entitled to claim the aid of all and we say come then, let us go forward together with our united strength.”